{"id":376,"date":"2010-08-04T20:41:36","date_gmt":"2010-08-04T20:41:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nickbennett.co.uk\/?p=376"},"modified":"2022-12-30T18:38:03","modified_gmt":"2022-12-30T18:38:03","slug":"were-all-in-the-gutter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.nickbennett.co.uk\/index.php\/2010\/08\/04\/were-all-in-the-gutter\/","title":{"rendered":"We’re all in the Gutter"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve just read my prediction post for last season. ‘This season’s goal will be the same as last year…survival. Plain and simple. Survival is not just in footballing terms but also in financial terms’<\/em>. Well, 1 out of 2 ain’t bad as Mr Meatloaf might say. So my hopes for this season are exactly the same. Boring eh, for the third season on the trot.<\/p>\n

These recent months have been the hardest months to endure as a football fan. I’ll take the Pepsi test with any other football fan that reckons they’ve had it worse. Man City<\/strong> got relegated years ago yet still gloat to this day at how hardcore they were when they were in the second tier of English football…yawn! Portsmouth<\/strong> is looking at administration in the face…at least you got something for your money. And finally, Chester City<\/strong> who went completely out of business… erm alright bad example. So to demonstrate the past few months in as brief a way as possible…<\/p>\n

Southend was relegated to league 2<\/strong>
\nMe<\/strong> : ‘Still, at least it can’t get any worse’<\/em>
\nSouthend release 90% of playing staff<\/strong>
\nMe<\/strong> : ‘Erm now it can’t get any worse’<\/em>
\n Southend sack long serving manager Steve Tilson<\/strong>
\nMe<\/strong> : ‘Ok, this is it now the lowest of the low’<\/em>
\nHMRC take Southend to High Court for administration hearing<\/strong>
\nMe<\/strong>: ‘Right, baring a Tsunami this truly cannot get any worse’<\/em>
\n Southend Chairman questioned on sexual assault charges<\/strong>
\nMe<\/strong> : ‘Fine, I give up’<\/em><\/p>\n

This week though something amazing happened. I actually received some good news. The HMRC<\/strong> dropped its case against us after it was proven that (with the help of Sainsbury’s) we were a viable business that could meet all future tax bills. Hooray! I don’t know how we did it! We don’t (as far as I can see) have any viable assets. Apparently, even the programs have been sold off to another company.<\/p>\n

Things may be bad at the moment but we’re still alive…just. Our team is made up of all new faces and there is a tried and tested manager at the helm in Paul Sturrock<\/strong>. So I’m making 2 predictions, my head prediction says relegation and administration while my heart says playoffs and a lovely new stadium for next year. So we may currently be in the gutter let’s just hope we’re looking up at the stars!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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